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ireblogalotofshit: Please,please,please be safe tonight. DO NOT DRINK AN DRIVE. I can not stress this enough. My biological mother was killed by a drunk driver when I was 11, and I’ve had a couple of school mates within the past 6 years killed by a drunk driver, or they were the drunk…
When someone asks "Whos Roman?"
swaginbarbz13: ” um…..nicki minaj?” and they’re all like.. so im suddenly like the end. I apologize… because this was me at floorset… Even though I love Nicki, I had no idea…
What is this, I don't even... Skrillex? →
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
tyleroakley: Me, while thinking about Doritos. I’m so disturbed…
The 48 Laws Of Power...
I agree with SO many of them… I’m obviously a terrible person.
1. I am becoming unhappy with my bodily image. 2. I am jealous of his best friends who see him 3 times as much as I can see him. 3. I’m terrified of balancing a relationship in the spring with my schedule… That is all.
It's sorta funny..
mugums: My old Zodiac is Scorpio My new one is Libra. I fit both almost scary well. Best part? Scorpio and Libra is a terrible couple match. >.> Jus’ sayin’…. THAT shit doesn’t apply to people before the switch.